世界之王

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世界之王

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单位附近有个卖唱片的恶棍，每天上午9点开始，他都会抱出那对撕金裂帛的音箱，开始播放时下最流行的歌曲——只一首，循环无数遍，一天接一天，直到《好汉歌》打败《心太软》，《青藏高原》改作《我心依然》。

此人神经坚强，非我等能及。就说最近这《我心依然》吧，借电影史上最大的金钱垃圾《泰坦尼克》的东风，席卷全球，也摧毁了无数中国女学生和小职员可怜的听觉体验。倾销的结果是，从任何一条街的这头走到那头，你都可以通过各式音箱完整地学会它。一开始是感动，然后哼着唱着，进行自我感动，其悲情大气、荡气回肠自不待言，在接下来的被动乃至被迫的听觉中，这感动重复得连东施都会不耐烦。感情充沛一点的，还可以多次热泪盈眶地在菜市场或汽车站上仰望蓝天、感怀青春——是1000次还是100次，我不得而知——像我这焚琴煮鹤之徒，听到20遍就会坚信一切都是假的，多么凄切、多么壮观、多么惊天地泣鬼神的Go on着的Heart，都不过是装在塑料盒子里，可以无限复制的玩艺儿嘛。

死掉一个好情人，你能写出《我心依然》，两次死掉男朋友，你会出家当尼姑，第三个也掉进冰海，你不进疯人院也要自杀；但到了第四次重现呢？恐怕情圣也该麻木了。单位附近的恶棍已经播放了至少500遍海誓山盟，我现在一听，就想呕吐。

那个商业现实主义电影里演滥了的小白脸登上船头，做势欲飞，大喝一声“我乃世界之王！”我一边听着中国小白脸上气不接下气地作国际化抒情，一边怀疑他也在梦中这样大叫。这毫不奇怪，世界之王好当极了，只要占领发言权，让媒体抢着告诉大家——这个好，这个厉害，重复一千遍以后，大伙就会中了魔术，我的耳里就只有了你。没有时间分辨香与臭，大伙都信报纸上说的，没有能力选择爱与憎，也就只好随大流了，倘若中国那个小白脸在地毯式轰炸宣传后再进录音棚，那么我敢打赌，他才是世界之王呢！在我们由爱而麻木，由麻木而呕吐之后，中外的王们都已早早数清了钞票，他们会买一份新出的八卦报纸，看下一个王的预告怎样被重复1000遍，他们会打电话给经纪人，问下一个小白脸的爱情是哪家公司策划推广的。

而王的存在，不过是因为有太多的奴隶啊。

Contents 1 Machine translation 2 Remarks 2.1 Licensing 2.2 Translation 2.3 Further information

Machine translation

King of the world

Yan Jun

There vicinity of the unit selling album villain, beginning at 9 am each day, he will hold a pair of torn gold Liebo of the speakers, to start playing the most popular songs - only one, loop a thousand times, day after day, until the "Hao Hange" defeat "Xintai Ruan", "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau," changed to "my heart is still."

Person nerves strong, not-so can compare. Say the last, "My heart is still" it, through the history of cinema's biggest money rubbish "Titanic," the wind that swept the world, also destroyed countless Chinese female students and the small staff of poor listening experience. Dumping a result, from any one street that heads come apart, Wang Dan, you can learn all kinds of speakers complete it. Began as a moving, and then humming and singing, self-moved, their tragic atmosphere, soul-stirring goes without saying that, in the next hearing in the passive or even forced, it moved to repeat that even East facilities will be impatient. Emotions, a little, but also many tears in the vegetable market or the bus stop staring up at the blue sky, Thanks for the Memories youth - is 1000 times or 100 times, I do not know - like my Fenqinzhuhe of believers, 20 times to hear everything will be convinced that a false, how Qiqie, how magnificent, how shaking ZZZZZZZZZ's Go on with the Heart, are nothing but packed in plastic boxes can be infinitely replicated Wan Yier Well.

Died a good lover, you could write, "my heart is still" two dead boyfriend, a monk when you nun, and the third is also falling into the night to, you do not have to commit suicide into the madhouse; but to the fourth times to reproduce it? I am afraid My Lover should also numb. Units in the vicinity of the villain has been played at least 500 times Haishishanmeng, I heard this, he wanted to vomit.

Realist films that played commercial abuse of the bow of the ship boarded a small white face, making potential want to fly, shouted, "I is king of the world!" I have a small white face while listening to the Chinese out of breath to make international emotion, side of the suspect he was also a dream that shouting. This is not surprising that the king of the world good to great, as long as the occupation of a say in the media rushing to tell you - the good, this terrible, repeated a thousand times later, everyone will be in the magic, my ears on the Only you. No time to distinguish between fragrant and foul, and everyone had a letter the newspaper said, can not afford to love and hate, also had to follow the crowd, and if the Chinese that little white face in the carpet-bombing of the publicity and then into the recording studio, then I bet He is the king of the world does! By the love of our numbness, numbness and vomiting, followed by Chinese and foreign Wang, who had been early to count the money, they will buy a new out of the gossip newspapers, Kan Xia Wang's notice of how a repeated 1000 times, they will called the broker, ask a small white face of the next Love is which company to plan promotion.

The existence of the king, but because there are too many slaves ah.

Remarks